My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain
DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA
most action i’ve had in months
my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear
who the fuck says Tumblah. It obviously comes from the word tumbler, which is pronounced Tum-blur = Tumblr. No shit.
Ummm if you’re from the Boston area, there’s a good chance you say it Tum-blah.
don’t worry. he’s a professional.
he’s fucking adorable is what he is
i dare you to find a cuter kid
I feel like Misha deliberately had the most adorable kid imaginable just to troll us
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE
MISHA YOU ARE ALMOST 40 YEARS OLD STOP THAT
NO NO NO
DONT EVER STOP
riding your man like