stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

the-absolute-best-posts:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

jadzias:

mhmmmm

mmmhmmmm

mmmmhhhmmmmmm

tr-anquil-kai:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months 

my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear 

gothicpretzel:

blink182andbeyond:

who the fuck says Tumblah. It obviously comes from the word tumbler, which is pronounced Tum-blur = Tumblr. No shit.

Ummm if you’re from the Boston area, there’s a good chance you say it Tum-blah.

sherlock-is-twerking:

fandomize-the-nation:

don’t worry. he’s a professional.

he’s fucking adorable is what he is 

katyissuperwholocked:

i dare you to find a cuter kid

I feel like Misha deliberately had the most adorable kid imaginable just to troll us

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

pikamouse:

mad-manwithablog:

spooky-richter:

choosing a halloween costume is serious business like

do i fandom

do i scary

do i disney princess

if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three

linkintheoristfrommars:

chromatic-cherry:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

yourlifesnolongerempty:

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE

MISHA YOU ARE ALMOST 40 YEARS OLD STOP THAT

NO NO NO

DONT EVER STOP

#KEEP RUINING MY LIFE

onamelancholyhill:

chrssy:

riding your man like